30 Funny Dentist Jokes for Kids

30 Dental Jokes to Tell Your Child

Whether your child loves to visit the dentist or has some anxiety, these dental jokes are sure to make them crack up!

  1. Q: Why did the kid dance before bed? A: The dentist said to floss every night!
  2. Q: Why did the lumberjack go to the dentist? A: He had a cavi-tree.
  3. Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
  4. Q: Why don’t dentists get along with manicurists? A: They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
  5. Q: Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist? A: She was told to open up.
  6. Q: What is a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A: A Floss-iraptor.
  7. Q: Why did the king go to the dentist? A: To get his teeth crowned!
  8. Q: Why did the deer go to the dentist? A: She had buck teeth.
  9. Q: How can a dentist take time off? A: They get someone else to fill in for them.
  10. Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: To get its byte checked!
  11. Q: Why did the snowman go to the dentist? A: He had frostbite.
  12. Q: Why did the detective go to the dentist? A: To get to the root of things.
  13. Q: What job did the dentist have when she was in the army? A: Drill sergeant.
  14. Q: Where do dentists go to retire? A: Fluorida.
  15. Q: What do you call two dentists who are very different? A: Molar opposites.
  16. Q: What did the dentist get for an award? A: A little plaque
  17. Q: Why are x-rays helpful after dinner? A: Because they’re tooth pics!
  18. Q: What do tooth fairies use to communicate? A: Bluetooth!
  19. Q: Why do dentists like potatoes? A: Because they are so filling!
  20. Q: Why did the Dentist go to Bootcamp? A: To practice drills.
  21. Q: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? A: He needed a filling.

Dental jokes aside, remember to be nice to your dentist…they have fillings too!

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