Whether your child loves to visit the dentist or has some anxiety, these dental jokes are sure to make them crack up!
- Q: Why did the kid dance before bed? A: The dentist said to floss every night!
- Q: Why did the lumberjack go to the dentist? A: He had a cavi-tree.
- Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
- Q: Why don’t dentists get along with manicurists? A: They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
- Q: Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist? A: She was told to open up.
- Q: What is a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A: A Floss-iraptor.
- Q: Why did the king go to the dentist? A: To get his teeth crowned!
- Q: Why did the deer go to the dentist? A: She had buck teeth.
- Q: How can a dentist take time off? A: They get someone else to fill in for them.
- Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: To get its byte checked!
- Q: Why did the snowman go to the dentist? A: He had frostbite.
- Q: Why did the detective go to the dentist? A: To get to the root of things.
- Q: What job did the dentist have when she was in the army? A: Drill sergeant.
- Q: Where do dentists go to retire? A: Fluorida.
- Q: What do you call two dentists who are very different? A: Molar opposites.
- Q: What did the dentist get for an award? A: A little plaque
- Q: Why are x-rays helpful after dinner? A: Because they’re tooth pics!
- Q: What do tooth fairies use to communicate? A: Bluetooth!
- Q: Why do dentists like potatoes? A: Because they are so filling!
- Q: Why did the Dentist go to Bootcamp? A: To practice drills.
- Q: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? A: He needed a filling.
